My fave...

- Avoid exploding bombs

Like the bombsquad shirt, "if you see me running, try to keep up."

Risk:
8% NUCLEAR
30% BIOLOGICAL
13% CONVENTIONAL


Its good to be an unemployed anti-social living in the boonies, at least when it comes to the end of the world...

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!






- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 99% on patriotic

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic



Risk:
44% NUCLEAR
46% BIOLOGICAL
40% CONVENTIONAL

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Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic </TD>
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<TD>Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!



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