The best is one that Americans can't get, because no one cares about them.

Solution to above: Move to Canada

Canada rules, no fricken piracy rules. They got dish, which auto descrambles the PPV channels.

But any ways, your cable companies rip you off. I think our charge is 39.99 for Cable Internet and 49.99 for Cable Internet and Television. Sucks for you.

I know a guy who gets free T1 because his 'net provider uses a small program he wrote.

Yeah, just move to Canada, we rock.

I don't pay anything. I just use my T1 connection at work. Bwah ha ha!

Well, I technically pay for my T3 in my dorms. Comes with the room, but dammit I expect it and more given how much money they take from me a year.... lol