Theren Gevel

I'm starting a petition to destroy the internet if anyone's interested.

Internet petition?

I was kidding, but in the joke world it was a real petition.

Theren: He got really stoned, and yet managed to tie a torniquet onto his penis and make a perfect incision?

Bullshit.

Even if that was possible, he would've snapped out of it by the third picture.

Thanks Zark, because of the two of us I am the one who knows the least about being stoned. I believe my words were:

The website said he got really stoned.

You didn't put up much of an argument against it, Gash.

Forgive me for misunderstanding your one line post on a fucking internet message board.

Might have had someone else taking pics.

Does that change things?

They might tied the torni?

I dunno, wtf are you guys arguing about. I thought it was stupid to sever part of your penis, and then I saw people arguing about someone severing part of their penis.

Some guy in Europe did that on accident and gave it to his dogs.

His wife was understandably distressed.

How do you accidently cut part of it off, exactly?