I don't like beaches, but then again I live where all the beaches are next to a lake that was declared 'Dead' 30 years ago. Dear old Lake Erie, where the only life you'll see is another couple dead fish washed ashore.

Swimming in the ocean is dangerous. There are stingy bitey things in there.

I love the beach.

That is, when there is nobody around.

Or maybe I just love the sea.

The jellyfish love me there. =]