I was having internet problems for the past two days, and it was only on my computer. It was recieving little or no signal strength. So after trying the usual tricks, I end up performing open case surgery, and discover that the atenna attached to the modem card is all bent out of shape, and discolored. So after finding a generous donor in the form of my former computer now shut away in a closet, I swap out atennas, and boom!, instantly fixed my problem. My signal strength went straight up to a steady "good", and not only that, but my quacky AIM now no longer logs me off after every 5 minutes. :)

Every time I open an electronics device I pray for a simple answer, such as that.

Every time I open an electronics device I pray it wont explode in my face

Every time I open my bank account there seems to be less money because I spent it all on drugs.

I did almost drown in an outrushing of dust. Oh, and now that my signal strength is back down to low, my AIM is screwed up again.

Every time I open my mouth useless shit comes out.

Every time I open my web browser people yell at me.

Jerks.

Every time I

Please shut the fuck up

Everytime I open my back account it makes me sad because I see $0.90. But oh well I am good at playing games online so I can live in a semi-trance of stupor while staring at the screen where only soda, not food, is needed. All is well!


Note: That was an attempt at humor. Please laugh and have a nice day, dillholes!