Complaining Canadian Resident:

Hockey sucks, blizzards sucks, Gay rights sucks, Demos sucks.

Imperial Officer:

Then move to America.

What's this all aboot, eh?

Canadian: I would, but the beer sucks, eh. Yah hoser.

Or Scotland then, in that case.

The pot sucks.

All checks balanced; there's no place else that would keep me from blowing my brains out.

The whole would should go Canadian.

Actually if I had a choice, I would go Australian.

Fuck yeah! ...eh, wait. No. Keep out, Krak. :p

Can't. Have too many online friends that live in Australia.

Friends? Bwah?

But anyway... Canada rocks. Hockey rules. The beer rocks. Lots of space. Good education. And lots of drugs.

And to go with the point on beer and drugs, there's also a free health care system. *nods*

But then there's the French Canadians....*Shudder*

Krak has a point...