He created Hallmark.

Duh.

And don't you forget it, or I'll tell everyone JUST what that card said...

*begins to concoct a spin-off of Valentine's Day except the only hearts it's about is the ones ripped out by Ninjas. Because ninjas are cool. Except for the anime kind. They suck.*

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He's so very single.

Valentines Day.. Does that mean I can FINALLY announce my undying love for Irtar to the world ? Or is it just a time for me to grimace at the fact that the fourteen year old I so love will avoid me at all costs due to my persistent stalking.

Le sigh.

That has got to be the most unfunny YouTube videos posted on this site. I hope he gets shot in his foot bone.

Will I die a lonely and mateless man, having never known the love of a female companion? Probably. But sometimes this fact drives me into depression, which explains my actions last night, as a failed attempt to cheer myself up. And at this point I don't give a fuck about sex, I just want to be with someone to have and to talk to. Whatever. :glance

I have been reminded I need to get A something for Valentines now...

does anyone on TRF actually have a partner? I do ^_^

im intending to take her ice skating then to Frankie & Bennies for a meal ^_^