Top Ten
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  • Posted On: Feb 13 2004 2:29am
The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines
in the Star Wars Trilogy



Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."



The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"



Return of the Jedi
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."




Is this the best of them all?...

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
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  • Posted On: Feb 13 2004 2:36am
Im not even gonna respond to this one.

I wouldnt know how or where to begin.
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  • Posted On: Feb 13 2004 2:49am
"It's Possible he came in through the south entrance."


Heh, classic.
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  • Posted On: Feb 13 2004 5:52am
heh, innuendo.
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  • Posted On: Feb 13 2004 8:10am
"Threepio, you tell that worthless piece of slime wridden filth, that he's not gonna get such a pleasure from us!"
  • Posted On: Feb 14 2004 6:48am
Personally I like:


"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2004 7:16am
Classy... next time I meet a SWChick, I know what kind of a pick up line to use...

*shakes head*