Many people wonder why I have been aggressively throwing essentially random, tantric posts into every thread I could for the last day or so. These posts have seemed to be a cross between a cat walking across a keyboard and me smashing my head into one.
Well, I was sitting around the other day, looking angst-filled and being a tortured artist, when a brilliant idea struck me. Now, my favourite hobby, besides looking angst-filled and being a tortured artist, is pissing people off. As many of you know I am not terribly fond of people. Conservatives in particular but people in general.
So I began surfing TRF in search of some way to absolutely infuriate the various up-tight internet lunatics that surf this board. What I noticed was that generally people do not actually read others' posts before replying. So I said to myself, why not simply throw gibberish at them? Now admittedly I was slightly drunk at the time and a fresh wave of angst had just hit over an unrelated incident so this all seemed like a good idea.
So I started mashing my keyboard, centering the mashing around the letters "F", "U", "C", and "K", while throwing in random capitalization and formatting. The overall theme of my posts was, "I hate you all and want to die". The end result was misanthropic and disturbing, as you saw, so I kept doing it. Oddly, my random posts were no less vapid than the average TRF post; in fact they were more original and interesting to read in my opinion. What's more people actually read them.
It also seemed to piss off Kas. This is a good time because Kas is so up-tight you could stick a coal up his ass and in two weeks you would have a diamond.
That is all.
Well, I was sitting around the other day, looking angst-filled and being a tortured artist, when a brilliant idea struck me. Now, my favourite hobby, besides looking angst-filled and being a tortured artist, is pissing people off. As many of you know I am not terribly fond of people. Conservatives in particular but people in general.
So I began surfing TRF in search of some way to absolutely infuriate the various up-tight internet lunatics that surf this board. What I noticed was that generally people do not actually read others' posts before replying. So I said to myself, why not simply throw gibberish at them? Now admittedly I was slightly drunk at the time and a fresh wave of angst had just hit over an unrelated incident so this all seemed like a good idea.
So I started mashing my keyboard, centering the mashing around the letters "F", "U", "C", and "K", while throwing in random capitalization and formatting. The overall theme of my posts was, "I hate you all and want to die". The end result was misanthropic and disturbing, as you saw, so I kept doing it. Oddly, my random posts were no less vapid than the average TRF post; in fact they were more original and interesting to read in my opinion. What's more people actually read them.
It also seemed to piss off Kas. This is a good time because Kas is so up-tight you could stick a coal up his ass and in two weeks you would have a diamond.
That is all.
