You pissed on your neighbours leg? What is wrong with you?
The Triumvirate of Ultimate Evil
We used to have 2 siamese cats, that I truly did not trust. They were smart, agile, and discreet. They knew how to take a whizz in the toilet, and they had the skills to open doors. (My dad loves cats. He taught them). One night when I fell asleep, one of the cats tried to suffocate me by sitting on my face. Now, I've got a dog called a Snauzhaur. In other words, I'll stick wtih the loyal "Man's Best Friend".
My uncle's dog, named Duke, did that to a lady once.. pissed on her leg. Actually, he did it every time he saw her but the weird thing was she never noticed... Yap yap, never stopped talking while this huge 100 pound pit bull-leapard mix pissed all down her leg.
Also, Duke's sister was the dog that ripped this guy's ear off. My uncle was at a bar one night and this guy staggered up to him saying he was going to sue him and take him to court. Really confused my uncle because he didn't have a clue who the guy was, so he asked him why did he think he could take him to court. The guy replied "because I was crawling around your car trying to steal your gas a couple months back and that damn big dog of your's came out of no where and ripped my ear off..." My uncle thought it was damned funny.
The guy was lucky though. Sadie was a hunting dog, pit-leapard mix too, and he was lucky she got a hold of his ear and not his throat :b
Also, Duke's sister was the dog that ripped this guy's ear off. My uncle was at a bar one night and this guy staggered up to him saying he was going to sue him and take him to court. Really confused my uncle because he didn't have a clue who the guy was, so he asked him why did he think he could take him to court. The guy replied "because I was crawling around your car trying to steal your gas a couple months back and that damn big dog of your's came out of no where and ripped my ear off..." My uncle thought it was damned funny.
The guy was lucky though. Sadie was a hunting dog, pit-leapard mix too, and he was lucky she got a hold of his ear and not his throat :b
I hate cats.
Thank you for your well thought out and informative post, Demo.
So far, I've had to replace underwear, a shower curtain, and Skeletor came about THIS close to breaking my PS2. But I still love them :) It's all worth it to watch them sleeping on the couch though, or staring at the TV while I play a game.
So far, I've had to replace underwear, a shower curtain, and Skeletor came about THIS close to breaking my PS2. But I still love them :) It's all worth it to watch them sleeping on the couch though, or staring at the TV while I play a game.
My sister owns two cats, that are very nice and well behaved. Most of the time. But Keesa, the furrier of the two cats, was having problems one week due to some candy she found under the couch. She was having very stinky gas attacks. Then the week after that, she was having diahrrea attacks all over the house and everyplace else except for the litter box.
Hey, it got the point across. Did you really want to read 2000 words on why I hate cats?
Cue scrap between Isstal and S'Il.
Pirate has a Patrick Duffy Leg?
He wears it for the shock effect every now and then.