Take more of each next time. Hah. hahahah.

Callus

Heh, lightweights.

I probably weigh less than anyone else on this board except Kas because he's like eight pounds. The difference is I'm just not a pussy.

Actually I am but just not with alcohol or drugs.

I hope to master the mick jagger/iggy pop/anthony kiedis/old man/former heroin addict/ muscle physique when i'm 60.

That'd rule.

Then I could do porn.

Unless you had a small penis.

But then you could do like, curiosity porn... Small Penis Man Returns and shit like that.

That'd be cool.

I've got a pretty small dick.

Not abnormally small or anything but pretty much average in every way. Curves to the right just a little. Let's keep that between you and me.

Hah. Your dick curves. hahah.

Mine curves down a tad.

*shoooooosH*

Its a seeeecret"!2ra

*dun like the curved ones* They hurt.

I'm pretty sure mine isn't big enough to hurt anyone.