My car and my cell phone are out to get me. First, several months ago, in a remote section of roadway, my vehicle pops a few tires, and my cell phone's batteries die. I had to walk several miles to get to the nearest phone period, with it being summer, and it being very hot.

Okay, well tonight round two. My car battery goes dead, and it is in another remote location. It is around 11PM. The area where I am located in is not known for it's low crime rate. My cell phone's minutes have expired. I end up walking about three-four miles to a Circle K station to use a cell phone.

Now, how would I classify this? That I got double-pwned by my machines, or that I double-pwned them by surviving both of their conspiraces to eliminate me?

A) drop the pre-paid cellular

B) get a fucking oil change every once in a while you fucking girl

C) Zell needs to stop drinking so damn much but this has nothing to do with you being such a pussy

How many tyres did you 'pop'?

Doesn't take long to replace a flat.

(providing you've got a spare, of course).

Yeah well I replaced one tire but that didn't help the other two of course. And I get the oil changed about once a year already. It's just that the actuactor recharger thingy for the battery wasn't working properly, and I accidentally left on a light when I was at a buddies house. Whoops.

Maybe you should stop going to remote areas with high crime rates.

Where the hell do you live?

And maybe you shouldn't forget to leave lights on.

Replace it every 3-5000 miles!

That was the first time I left a light on Grevious. And it wasn't so much the battery running out on it's own as it was the actuator or whatever becoming defunct. The battery lasted 125,000 miles. I live in Lakeland, which has about three small areas of high crime. The worst area that I could've broken down at would have been near the intersection of 10th street and Kathleen road. They had to block off that area of town several times in the past month. :(

I live in Jacksonville. I tend to stay away from Southside... :)

Solution: Learn to properly operate a motor vehicle. Honestly, how can you pop three tires in one go?