The Insult Thread.
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  • Posted On: Nov 7 2003 9:38pm
We English have completely different ways of taking the piss out of you Americans.


I'm British, and I can safely say - in my enlightened state - so far I don't believe you've been offensive in the slightest. Childish, immature, yes. Offensive, cutting, no.

we have a laugh me and my mates we take the piss out of plenty of people and they can't do anything back.


Ahhh. The big boys like picking on those who can't do anything to defend themselves. How brave!
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  • Posted On: Nov 7 2003 11:46pm
We english
Beware the intellectual superiority of Englishmen. Look kid, I have about zero respect for Brits, so eat my ass.

Blatantly Theren, you not as a bad ass as you think you are.
are.We
LEARN TO TYPE. It might help when you're trying to intimidate someone with threats about your intellect.

you Americans
I'm not American, dumbass.

For me being 15 i have completely take the piss out of older people and they can't return the favour because i totally got them, so i would shut up before you reply again because we have a laugh me and my mates we take the piss out of plenty of people and they can't do anything back.
Woe is he who pisses off an arrogant little fifteen year old Brit. I guess I should be really afraid of you, now that I know you've taken the piss out of "older people"! We all know that with age immediately comes superior intelligence, so watch as I cower in fear at the fact that you called some alcoholic homeless man fat.

I guess shouting "YOU'RE GAY" at random passers-by is considered to be the height of wit and humor in Britain. Why don't you and the goof troop just get bent, okay?

Think Theren.
Why -- do you want to see how it's done so you can try something new?

If you reply again this could go on for sometime and im willing to go on and kill you at this.
OH NO! Please, Lorenzo, please don't make fun of my ability to take or not take shits again! Oh god no!
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  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 4:50am
Someone called me a fat pig? Whoever did it must be fat themselves.

Neener neener neener.
  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 10:39am
Woe is he who pisses off an arrogant little fifteen year old Brit. I guess I should be really afraid of you, now that I know you've taken the piss out of "older people"! We all know that with age immediately comes superior intelligence, so watch as I cower in fear at the fact that you called some alcoholic homeless man fat.


In way Theren that's being childish as well and going back to typing right, you could use a coma between "woe" and "is" ok :) that's a good boy.And the shouting " GAY-BOY" thing im sorry Theren but you obviously don't think straight if that's the first thing that came to your mind.You are obviously gay because you thought it, and me and my mates don't shout stuff like that because it's pathetic and pointless.So yet again you didn't insult me the slightest.

Keep at it though im enjoying reading your replies.




EDIT: Sorry... accidentally edited. I've put it all back.
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 6:22pm
Theren, the sterile donkey was a comparison, as is this one:

You are more clueless than an American Tourist.

Lorenzo, I have yet to see anything good come out of you, so go back to your Pot of Tea, and Crackers.
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  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 7:20pm
In way Theren that's being childish as well and going back to typing right, you could use a coma between "woe" and "is" ok :) that's a good boy.
No, you idiot. No! God. Do you even understand your own @#%$ language? Look, kid, here's an idea; why don't you try finishing grade nine English before you try to coach me on grammar?

I don't even think I'll point out the variety of errors in your post, including (but not limited to!): run-on-sentences, failure to capitalize, spelling errors, and just plain sloppy writing style. Clearly, the British education system has failed you.

And the shouting " GAY-BOY" thing im sorry Theren but you obviously don't think straight if that's the first thing that came to your mind.You are obviously gay because you thought it, and me and my mates don't shout stuff like that because it's pathetic and pointless.
Yes, clearly, because such memorable repartees as "you constipated geek" are miles above "you're gay". I mean, you'd have to be stupid to construe "constipated geek" as pointless and pathetic! Obviously, you're a fountain of wit and humor. What was I thinking?

And on a secondary note. I'm gay because I accused you of shouting "you're gay" -- something I think anyone on here could easily picture you saying? Guess again, Holmes. Good try though. Maybe if you weren't a sexually confused little pre-pubescent high schooler I might be able to take that @#%$ seriously.

So yet again you didn't insult me the slightest.

Keep at it though im enjoying reading your replies.
Thanks, Lorenzo, I will. By the way, where were all of these insults you were threatening me with...? Yeah, I thought so. I know you think that playing the conceited angle makes it look less like you're being made to seem a @#%$, but it doesn't.
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  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 8:34pm
To prove that Theren is wasting his time and there is no need to insult Lorenzo (seeing as how he does enough of that himself):

stop this thread before insults totally get killed.


I take it all the *fucks* in this thread lead to how @#%$ up the lot of you are, by now i suppose you all look really @#%$.


The lot of you in this thread @#%$ suck you moronic, retard @#%$.


i've only had it for 2 weeks retard.


Shut up Theren you constipated geek.


you not as a bad ass as you think


are.We


taking the piss out of you Americans


i have completely take the piss out of older people


im willing to go on and kill you at this.


that's being childish


You are obviously gay because you thought it,
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  • Posted On: Nov 8 2003 11:50pm
Theren is wasting his time
I've been finding this all very amusing. So I don't consider it a waste at all.
  • Posted On: Nov 9 2003 11:00am
I'll post in this later, one of my relatives is in hospital.
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  • Posted On: Nov 9 2003 3:42pm
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I guess shouting "YOU'RE GAY" at random passers-by is considered to be the height of wit and humor in Britain.<hr></blockquote>


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