I'm British, and I can safely say - in my enlightened state - so far I don't believe you've been offensive in the slightest. Childish, immature, yes. Offensive, cutting, no.
Ahhh. The big boys like picking on those who can't do anything to defend themselves. How brave!
Beware the intellectual superiority of Englishmen. Look kid, I have about zero respect for Brits, so eat my ass.
LEARN TO TYPE. It might help when you're trying to intimidate someone with threats about your intellect.
I'm not American, dumbass.
Woe is he who pisses off an arrogant little fifteen year old Brit. I guess I should be really afraid of you, now that I know you've taken the piss out of "older people"! We all know that with age immediately comes superior intelligence, so watch as I cower in fear at the fact that you called some alcoholic homeless man fat.
I guess shouting "YOU'RE GAY" at random passers-by is considered to be the height of wit and humor in Britain. Why don't you and the goof troop just get bent, okay?
Why -- do you want to see how it's done so you can try something new?
OH NO! Please, Lorenzo, please don't make fun of my ability to take or not take shits again! Oh god no!
In way Theren that's being childish as well and going back to typing right, you could use a coma between "woe" and "is" ok :) that's a good boy.And the shouting " GAY-BOY" thing im sorry Theren but you obviously don't think straight if that's the first thing that came to your mind.You are obviously gay because you thought it, and me and my mates don't shout stuff like that because it's pathetic and pointless.So yet again you didn't insult me the slightest.
Keep at it though im enjoying reading your replies.
EDIT: Sorry... accidentally edited. I've put it all back.
No, you idiot. No! God. Do you even understand your own @#%$ language? Look, kid, here's an idea; why don't you try finishing grade nine English before you try to coach me on grammar?
I don't even think I'll point out the variety of errors in your post, including (but not limited to!): run-on-sentences, failure to capitalize, spelling errors, and just plain sloppy writing style. Clearly, the British education system has failed you.
Yes, clearly, because such memorable repartees as "you constipated geek" are miles above "you're gay". I mean, you'd have to be stupid to construe "constipated geek" as pointless and pathetic! Obviously, you're a fountain of wit and humor. What was I thinking?
And on a secondary note. I'm gay because I accused you of shouting "you're gay" -- something I think anyone on here could easily picture you saying? Guess again, Holmes. Good try though. Maybe if you weren't a sexually confused little pre-pubescent high schooler I might be able to take that @#%$ seriously.
Thanks, Lorenzo, I will. By the way, where were all of these insults you were threatening me with...? Yeah, I thought so. I know you think that playing the conceited angle makes it look less like you're being made to seem a @#%$, but it doesn't.
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