My sister recently discovered this, so now whenever she sees me she starts singing the Hello Kitty theme song, only with the lyrics slightly altered to mention Cthulhu instead.
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The future is upon us...
Now I just need to design one that uses a Baretta and my push for global conquest can begin....
Not if I push for global conquest first! Isn't that right, mini me?
*looks at 2ft tall midget to his left that looks at him and nods*
*looks at 2ft tall midget to his left that looks at him and nods*
ha but thats where i got ya all beat i collected my pocket money till i had enought to buy the internet :p
*puts on an eye patch*
Yes, but the entertaining part is your modeling yourselves after people who've failed. Who's tried to conquer the world with gun wielding Hello Kitty bots!?! No one that's who! Therefore it can't fail!
Oh yea, well, uh, I have an army of mutant canadian mallard geese and beavers. Who's tryin to take over the world with those? :)
i put laxatives in cheeses which are transported around the world... the sewers will overfill and flood the major cities :P
I'm using the Geese. It's a complex mind control device that involves the geese shitting on the americans until they pay the ransom. Unfortunately geese have notoriously bad eyesight and sometimes confuse Canada with the US.