Really I only signed up because I'll get to travel to dozens of foreign countries where the drinking age is 18, and my recruiter told me that in lots of these countries you can get a bottle of Captain Morgans for like $1.85. So I'm stocking up.

Basically he told me after tech school, training, etc. I'll be spending 1/4 of the time on the boat wasted. I hope that makes you all feel a little safer.

Watch out for underwater mountians, Japanese fishing boats, and faulty nuclear reactors. Yeah I think that's it. Any specific class of submarine you gonna be working on, like Sea Wolf class, Ohio class, Conneticut class, Sturgeon class, Los Angeles class???-

Haha, you'll be gay when you get out.

"In the navy..."

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Daemon was assigned a submarine full of women? And lesbians at that? Could happen. Lib rights and all that.

You know what would be funny? If Kraken shut the fuck up.

I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.

That would be a horrible sub-marine...

i was going for the army. but then i figured a couple more years of college and i'll be in law school.

... and i didnt want to give up the drugs.

Demosthenes X

I would join the navy. But our submarines are sub-par, at best.

Boooooooooooo. Bad pun alert.