You could get one of those sponge-on tattoo's. I think they come in cracker-jack boxes.

Cracker!! Come here!

We need you to jack in the box.

Those tatoo's suck, though... actually, Henna (I think that's the name. But maybe not?) tatoos are supposed to be pretty good, and semi-permanant... I think they last a few months, anyway.

But that ^ would be a cool real tatoo...

wabbit season!

The Daffy Duck is good already. Or the pickle.

I thought of daffy because i figured its supposed to suit and you...
A jerk
a snob
a fool
and a quack. :D

Im just joshin'. (school of rock good movie)
If you haven't seen: just kiddin'.

School of Rock is cool.

'Cause the legend of the rent is way past due!

I think the dwarf one is funny because I get a kick out of midgets. But basically it's how midgets play golf, and if you look it's a putt putt course. The first one is definitely the best.