The best thing to come along since the masturbating bear!

It's the masturbating turtle!

:D :D :D

*blinks*

It's so cute, and yet, so disturbing.

*blinks*

Derrrr...

Truly astounding.

*blink* looks more like he's scratching his belly...

Only he isn't.

I say he's scratching his belly too... because no male waits that long to start masturbating