i just had a moca frappacino venti.

Is that the one they've been advertising on tv with his girlfriend crying over the death of her cat, Muffin?

i dont really know. i am addicted to that fucking place.

Well I know it's a Moca.

Are all of the drinks there made out of Coffee? Do all of them taste like Coffee?

Either way, our first Starbucks just opened up across from the Square Mall.

order to Moca Frappacino i promise you wont regret.

and i wouldnt really know, i only order the Moca Frap.

I went to a Starbucks located on my campus for the first time ever in my life.

Ordered a chai tea. Felt so trendy.

that's what my fucking girlfriend always orders and i swear to god it can't possibly be as good as she says it is.

if the emo trend of ordering green tea doesn't let up i will be compelled to take a human life, because that shit tastes exactly like hot water. no word of a lie.

A girlfriend?

You mean another human being can put up with your 'charming' personality? :P

chai is a thick spice tea, with actually a kind of intense flavor because of the spices...
dunno what that has to do with green tea


but it's ironic you should mention tasting like hot water, because the cup of Starbucks chai tea that I had sucked. It was watered down or something, too weak. I can go into the student union and get a cheaper cup of better quality chai in the food court.


but I still dunno what that has to do with green tea

...because that shit tastes exactly like hot water.

LOL

That is so true, man. So true.