You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
Easily. I used to be able to recite a good portion of the encyclopedia right off the bat.

You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e."
I hate star trek...

You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."

You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.

Your father asks you how fast your car is, and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man!"
Not a good thing to say to your dad.

By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer.
Star destroyers, plus just about every other SW ship in the books. I love my tech manuals.

Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial.
Anyone who doesn't like star wars I proclaim as a facist.

As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
I did this about a year ago, then had to cough up a hundred bucks to pay for a new lamp. Ouch.


There are a few others that apply, most of which I'd be too embarrased to post.

IM them to me and I promise I won't PM them to every member of the board.

^Note: Posting Zark^

Most of those apply to me, with the exception of those involving cars, action figures, and "Significant Others"...

You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."

You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials. (I didn't record them personally, but I have all of them new and old alike downloaded and stored on my computer)

You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds. (What do I need the flashlight for? I have my own saber.... and it makes its own sounds, so I dont hum eaither)

You argue about whether Star Wars is space fantasy or space opera. (It was for a grade school english class and the teacher made us!)

You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors. (umm... no comment.)

While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing.

You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi. (Only been doing that since what, '99.....)



I can't say that there are any I'd really be embarrassed about admitting to.... on here, anyways :b

I haven't done any of these.

I don't think I have either.. though I remember when I was young and my dad threatened to spank us he often quote Tarkin: "Fear keeps the local systems in line... fear of this battlestation!"

yeah.. dad was a little meglomaniacle.

heh heh..

hmm...


...so thats where you get it from....


Chip off the 'ol block eh?...

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.

lol...very good.