But...how could you smash me...if you do not have a foot?!

We have been preparing for this in secret for many months, but now is the time to unviel our counterweapon.

The E-Broom of destruction!

Foolish procrastinator! Google sees all!

We know if you've been bad or good, so be good for Google's sake!

Spiders have infested your so called E-Broom of destruction and even now are turning it against you!

Zark?

Shit.

I mean, GOOGLE!

*goes to draw his lightsaber, drops it, bounces off the floor, somehow by the rules of improbability ends up getting force to hit off Ahnk's head, activate, and land squarely within the spider's head*

Uhm.... I meant to do that! Ya!

I was using this face.

AUUUGH!

OH WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!

That's right! *shakes his fist* You google spiders stand not a chance against the uncanny Irtar!

Chau Ming

Just wait til they boot up Skynet and become self aware.

In that eventuality, I wanna be Edward Furlong. Ahnk can be Linda Hamilton.

screw that. i want Google to turn into Shodan!

[FONT=Courier New]"Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"[/FONT]