Sam does crack?

And if that's the case, and it is Sams crack... I wanna be a crack head.

I deny everything.

You always do.

Smalltalk, mmmm... I'd also heard that ezBoard's database was actually just flatfiles. Which would be why they never got a search function working.

You have to be kidding me. Flat files?

He's not. They are.

I don't have a link to the thread, but I do remember one of the ezBoard support people mentioning flat files when (yet another) thread popped up about the lack of any sort of Search feature.

"Without knowing the full extent of their technology it is hard to say what is in a database, what is in flat files, what was deleted and how. The bottom line is that a site which has grown into sizeable company now faces a serious issue."

Yep, flatfiles.

Whatever those are...

Nothing more then nipples, really.