I want him as President.

No you don't. Theren wants him as President, and in a vain effort to fit in on this internet message board, you emulate his ideas.

In other news:

(Insult)

Yeah homo.

Lol, were you going to say something, Gash?

you know, every time Hootington posts all I read is Blah Blah Blah and my brain says "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop"?

Ms. Damalis, every chauvinistic, pig-like strand of dna in my male being violently grips me by the feathery groin and demands a suitably "male," reply, in the style of the following (which I also apologize in advance for):

"I've got a tootsie pop...in my PANTS! LOLOLoloLolLL!!111oneone"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? How 'bout we find out together-like? </wink>"

"UG! UG! ME LIEK'M BOOBIES!!11"


That being said, if I was sexually talented in any form, I'd write you the steamiest sex letter ever written. But because I'm inadequate in every way imaginable, I'll leave you with this short list of cute things to hug:

1. Teddy Bear
2. Kitty
3. Grandma
4. Midget

OMFG THAT WAS THE BEST POST THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AT TRF!!!!!!!!!!
and just so you know i typed all of that while holding shift because i didnt realize before i finished that i coud put caps log on but i figured it out now and thats why im typing this

That post was amazing!

So witty and sarcastic and eloquent haha nice one.

Seriously I like this post a lot guys i think i give it a 10/10 omgwtfhahahajesusjuice

ha! for once I wasn't aiming for dirty... :b

seriously, IS that the Tootsie Pop owl in that picture?

Damalis Skywalker

ha! for once I wasn't aiming for dirty... :b

seriously, IS that the Tootsie Pop owl in that picture?

Actually madame, this is the owl from the Waterman flash series. Although you may refer to me as Mr. Owl if you'd like. -Winks through monocle-

Where do I fit into this equation?