Rrrruff, grrowl!
  • Posted On: Mar 4 2005 11:07pm
Omnae, you have forgotten to feed me.

I have decided to type into this pecular device you are constantly using in desperate hope that one of you humans will find pity for a poor, handsome, canine such as myself, and provide me with the small, round, objects that are all I need.

Oh, and one of those larger, oddly shaped items would be greatly appreciated as well. I never seem to get those any more.
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 12:14am
How about you and me go out back do bong hits with hash.
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 2:57am
I'd like to say this is odd, but after Ahnk's toaster and Ahnk's microwave got in a duel, I really can't.
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 7:33am
this would be even more funny if we could prove it was Omnae's lady posting this :b

as in she's pretending to post as their dog because ole Omnae hasn't fed him in so long... not that she's the dog or nothing... ehhh shutting up because I figure only half of you will get what I mean..
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 9:34am
Sex...we know Damalis.
  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 9:36am
Damalis Skywalker
this would be even more funny if we could prove it was Omnae's lady posting this :b

as in she's pretending to post as their dog because ole Omnae hasn't fed him in so long... not that she's the dog or nothing... ehhh shutting up because I figure only half of you will get what I mean..


-Adjusts monocle and offers "cigarette" in Ms. Skywalker's direction-

So, either this was a masterfully executed "jab," at a loving mate, or it would appear I have a new animal friend.
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 9:37am
So, either this was a masterfully executed "jab," at a loving mate, or it would appear I have a new animal friend


Yeah, with papers revealing a lisence to kill and to hunt you're m0f0 ass down. :p

I'm so kind.
  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 9:52am
Wisdomness
Yeah, with papers revealing a lisence to kill and to hunt you're m0f0 ass down. :p

I'm so kind.


With good hygiene to boot. You go, girl.
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 9:58am
Thanks, i try my hardest :yuck
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  • Posted On: Mar 5 2005 2:51pm
Professor Hootington is fucking badass.