I have decided to type into this pecular device you are constantly using in desperate hope that one of you humans will find pity for a poor, handsome, canine such as myself, and provide me with the small, round, objects that are all I need.
Oh, and one of those larger, oddly shaped items would be greatly appreciated as well. I never seem to get those any more.
this would be even more funny if we could prove it was Omnae's lady posting this :b
as in she's pretending to post as their dog because ole Omnae hasn't fed him in so long... not that she's the dog or nothing... ehhh shutting up because I figure only half of you will get what I mean..