Do you know how fucking bad I would freak the fuck out if I was in my car and flipped down the vison and one of those fuckers fell on my lap?
I wish I could give you a visual image, but the best I can do is to say that I would go totally fucking apeshit, leap from my car, and probably run around screaming and shaking my clothing afraid that it was still on me for the next 5 minutes. And I would probably have shat myself.
The clock spider is alive, and hiding under the clock which is still hanging on the wall. There are pics of the spider after the clock has been removed, still sitting there...