Kitten makes good flavour for soups.
My baby girls
now I feel like Chinese...
Have you ever wandered
When you eat chinese
That thats not chicken but a fat siamese
Served by someone named Wang
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein
When you eat chinese
That thats not chicken but a fat siamese
Served by someone named Wang
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein
What's the names? Have I missed them? Is one called Vance? And why does it look like your kitten is on the news?
My cats are named as such:
Mother Cat (the matriarch. Two batches a year for the last six years.)
Crazy Cat (lost her first three batches, kind of bonkers now.)
White Cat (the only white cat. Nice, loves people, has a permanent nose cold.)
Pirate Cat (one blind eye)
Ninja Cat (black cat, likes to attack pirate. Pirates and Ninja's hate each other, you know)
Teenage Cat (*shrug*)
Kittens (generic name for permanent brood of little guys.)
Now dead cats:
Stick-Tail (froze its tail during the winter, it never worked right after)
Oya (short for Oh you dumb thing)
Dumb-Thing (Oya's brother)
Big-Eyes (it had big eyes)
Thompson (sister to Crazy Cat, who's name used to be Tomson until we found out that he was a she.)
Cripple. (I think that's what its name was. Got stepped on, rear legs never worked right. Funny little bugger though, never seemed to realize he was disabled)
I call Girl's cat Assassin Cat 'cause it's cool, and he's cool and likes tummy rubs before clawing you. I can't even remember what its real name is. Smokey, or something.
Mother Cat (the matriarch. Two batches a year for the last six years.)
Crazy Cat (lost her first three batches, kind of bonkers now.)
White Cat (the only white cat. Nice, loves people, has a permanent nose cold.)
Pirate Cat (one blind eye)
Ninja Cat (black cat, likes to attack pirate. Pirates and Ninja's hate each other, you know)
Teenage Cat (*shrug*)
Kittens (generic name for permanent brood of little guys.)
Now dead cats:
Stick-Tail (froze its tail during the winter, it never worked right after)
Oya (short for Oh you dumb thing)
Dumb-Thing (Oya's brother)
Big-Eyes (it had big eyes)
Thompson (sister to Crazy Cat, who's name used to be Tomson until we found out that he was a she.)
Cripple. (I think that's what its name was. Got stepped on, rear legs never worked right. Funny little bugger though, never seemed to realize he was disabled)
I call Girl's cat Assassin Cat 'cause it's cool, and he's cool and likes tummy rubs before clawing you. I can't even remember what its real name is. Smokey, or something.
*watches the dork-meter rise*
If you're still looking for names for those little sweeties, Sol;
Bastet = The Cat Goddess
Responsible For: Joy, Music, and Dancing! Also Health and Healing
Sekhmet = Lionheaded Goddess (pronounced Sek met)
Responsible For: Fire, Heat, War, Vengeance, Enchantments, Mummification, Hunting and Wild Animals, Courage
Tefnut = Lionheaded Goddess
Responsible For: Order, Justice, Time, Heaven and Hell, Weather
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Hope those help.
Bastet = The Cat Goddess
Responsible For: Joy, Music, and Dancing! Also Health and Healing
Sekhmet = Lionheaded Goddess (pronounced Sek met)
Responsible For: Fire, Heat, War, Vengeance, Enchantments, Mummification, Hunting and Wild Animals, Courage
Tefnut = Lionheaded Goddess
Responsible For: Order, Justice, Time, Heaven and Hell, Weather
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Hope those help.
When I have kittens, I know their three names now.
o_O That didn't come out right, Vance.