But really dude, you need to settle down and get a stern talking too from all the Admins and onim.

I can just eat him, that'll solve the problem wouldn't it?

Though he may just give me heartburn as a result....

Nah, he's an airhead, not a meal. All you'd get from him is bad gass and a stomach ache. Better stock up on peptobismol

Personally I find Immodium AD works better for that problem.

I like those one new softchews, the fruityones. Tastey and they work.

Pepto makes me puke.
Works every time.