Yaah! Driving to work is so much fun nowadays! And cleaning my car everyday is also fun! Let's have a fun celebration for drought, wildfires, and little bugs that splatter themselves on your windshields in mighty hordes!! :(

Lovebugs?

..What?

Rectal Gernades

I bet you do.

I bet you do, Indeed

Lovebugs, little long black bugs with an orange dot on one end... they appear in mass in Florida in the summer and make keeping your car clean hell...

I"m assuming their called lovebugs because all they seem to do is breed... they don't eat any plant I know of, or any bug... you just see them flying around attached together... and splatting on your car in big black waves...

And here I thought Florida was the perfect place to keep a nice car...

En masse.

I was wondering what this;
AdmKraken10: I am off, for another night of smoke inhalation, and watching ash free fall to the earth and lovebugs flit around annoyingly;
was all about...