Late Night Ideas
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 5:45am
Ya know how sometimes when you're High/Drunk/Up Really Late you get awesome ideas that you occasionally write down, only to find in the morning they suck, or you don't get them anymore? Well here's a thread for them. I'll start.

Well it's like 1:00 AM Here and i've had several Bawls already, so I can't sleep, but my mind is in a translucid state, if that is even a word, i dont think so, but I digress. Its things like that. See, I used the word digress, I didnt even have to type all this shit but I am. Anyway, my idea.

When I die, I am going to take all my money/valuable possession and stick them in a coffin with me. I'll be sure to tell people about this, and get buried in a remote cemetary. Assuming i've led a good life/ there is an afterlife, I will already be in heaven. Also in my coffin will be a deadly virus that has yet to be unleashed on humanity (SUPER AIDS ANYONE?!). When graverobbers come and open it, they'll contract it without knowing. I will have acomplished three things.

1. I will have unleashed an awesome virus on the Earth.
2. I will have sinned without repentance and still be in Heaven
3. I will have set you guys up (assuming you're still alive) for a really cool movie about you trying to find the guys and stop them, and having to band together and forming a bond. Where like, one of you dies.

ANyway, there's my two cents. I had something else but I forgot. Time for another Bawls. <3
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 5:57am
I can't believe people drink bawls.
Posts: 98
  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 6:04am
They're really not THAT good, but if you drank enough of them in a short period of time, im failr positive you would get super powers. Super Speed at least.
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 6:18am
That's what Jones Cola is for, and it tastes a fuckload better.
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 6:36am
...Heresy.
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 6:37am
thank god.

there is someone who is more fucked in the head then me.
Posts: 98
  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 6:41am
You're not fucked up, just hammered all the time. At least you have an excuse :\
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 9:17am
Hammertime!

*does funky dancing in huge baggy pants*
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 9:49am
oh thank god! im not fucking screwed! im just hammered!

AMERICA FUCK YEAH! AMERICA COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!
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  • Posted On: Jun 17 2005 3:39pm
Hah. I like this dude.

Though he does have bad taste in beverages.