oh yeah.

happy birthday.

i thought i got that across on the intro-post.

Happy B'day, Krak. Hope you had a good one. :)

Have a good one.

Eat some cake for me!

I gained 20 pounds by eating cake and cookies and doing nothing but sitting around for the past few days.

that shouldn't even be physiologically possible.

I lost 20 pounds by eating crack and ice and doing nothing but sitting around for the past few days.

Its like a fucking miracle diet plan.

No wonder its illegal.

'30 pounds in 1 week! thanks mega-shake!'

'30 pounds in 1 week! thanks mega-plate!'

i do like that cocaine, except for when you become a skeleton.

I hear heroin is even worse in promoting weight loss.