I cannot, in memory, name a storm that has attained Category 5 strength in July in the Caribbean during a hurricane season. Much less name a season that has had 2 Category 4 Hurricanes in July. This is turning out to be a scary Hurricane season. Let me get some numbers scrounged up here:

Current Category: 4
Current Winds: 155 mph
Current Pressure: 27.66"

Visible Satellite:



Projected Path:



At least this storm will be missing us.

Do me proud!

You should quit your job as an Imp Admiral and just become a weatherman.

It's your calling.