Hidey ho. What's new?

Greetings.

omgwtf?

hey Hyfe, how's it hanging? :D

Definitely not a post by me.

I've gained ten pounds of muscle in two months.

Nice to see you drop by, what's up?

omgwtfx2?

things are well - tyhe empire is doing fine and IC Daemun Hyfe has taken Chau Ming as his lead concubine. All public appearances have been curtailed while screams of pleasure adn pain echo the halls of the palace.

So nothign is new.

Ah.. well good to see most of the lot is still around... and that the Empire is still kicking ass.