The Bald man is right.

You mean the Silver Surfer.

Since that was about girlfriends it might also be argued that "Who would jesus do?" could work as well.

What, you think Jesus browses Internet dating services!?!?!?!

What's with the one-sentince-url threads?

Turn the other cheek, and slap it.

lol..

I've gotta shake the hand of the entrepreneur who thought of that little scheme.