You know what that means, milkshake. Satan controls your internet security in order to prevent you from taking the true path of righteousness and free porn.

Right Zark, and im sure your internet is watched over by a gaurdian angel who not only allows all websites to be viewed, but actually POINTS you to the por- i mean righteous ones.

(yes, i spelled righteous correctly, arent you pround of me?)

Its not much of a challenge when you have my post to help you.