Knha Retsam = Master Ahnk

I didn't just turn yours backwards, ya know. I did some jumbling here and there...

yeah, so it be

Retsam Knha

I'll just call you Kal from now on.

No, Ahnk. Im a moron who doesnt know how to spell.

Kal Shora = arohs lak

Look into the Lights = RIw/oP

My characters, It would be like:
Nekark
Reirref Iexela
Rekarh Tnecniv

//raised eyebrow

//kick to the teeth

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