Have you seen these men?
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  • Posted On: Sep 2 2004 12:20am
I HATE YOU JIMMY EAT WORLD

AND I HOPE YOU EAT SHIT AND DIE





"Hello we are very sensitive guys who would like to sing you nice songs

that will raise your self esteem. Hello? Is anyone there? Does anyone

want to come over to my house and listen to Juliana Theory and cry?"




Are YOU a suburban teenager? If so, Jimmy Eat World is a bad band from a bad place that sucks. You will like them. They sing songs with lyrics that speak directly to the most important thing in your life, besides deciding what kind of SUV your parents are going to buy for your 17th birthday: YOU! They know that living life as an affluent, white, happy teenager in the suburbs of America is not very easy, no not at all! And because these fine sirs have never experienced any sort of quantifiable pain themselves, they are more than willing to make some artless emo bullshit to help you through your imaginary crises. This music is in fact so desperately friendly it is not only anti-rock and roll, but anti-art. It is a monster. It is evil. The people who are promoting this sort of shit are corporate pigs and they are strangling art and creativity. But don't worry, you don't have to think about that kind of thing because these guys have all the social awareness of a fetus. They just want to be your friend and hang out with you and your mom.


Pigs.


Kill Jimmy Eat World. So lame they might as well be Christian rock.
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  • Posted On: Sep 2 2004 12:23am
That's the spirit!
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  • Posted On: Sep 2 2004 2:45pm
...Uh...

So I take it their music is bad?
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  • Posted On: Sep 2 2004 5:45pm
You might as well start calling yourself David Thorpe.
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 1:22am
You're awful angst-ridden o_O
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 1:28am
You have no idea.
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 1:31am
Please tell me you don't like Morrisey.
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 4:09am
Hey, Morrisey's done some good stuff in the past, (Smiths) and I liked the first track he released off his new album, (Irish blood, English heart).

Though, I'd not go as far as buying an album of his... heh

I haven't heard anything of this lot though.
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 8:25am
Please tell me you don't like Morrisey.


Please tell me you do!
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  • Posted On: Sep 3 2004 2:52pm
Even Morrissey doesn't like Morrissey.

And the Smiths had a song called "Meat Is Murder". Enough said.