Welcome to the 18 club, Vega.


Let's partay.

Ugh.

Lets not.

Just think of the people here.

Do you really want them 'partay'ing?

I mean, come on, Theren would be there...

Jeez.. Milkshake... You've been a downer this whole week.


what gives?

The Milk's gone sour...

heh...dunno... thought maybe someone ran over his dog or something..

Oh they better not have. I've been plotting to assassinate that dog for months!

*drives up and parks*


Guys! You should have seen this dumbass dog I hit driving here! He just walked on out there... and BAM...


Er...?

Ironically, one of my Mum's dogs was run over by the snowplow the other week. Apparently the dumb thing just ran out there, got sucked under the pile of snow that was pushing, and surfaced a time or two before being thrown to the side of the road. I don't think she'll be chasing any snowplows anytime soon.

I know I shouldn't... but the mental image that brings up; it makes me laugh.

Stop making my birthday all morbid with your tales of canine abuse!