Joren!

I'm pretty convinced I won't see you here, something about Afghanistan/you never visit us anyway, and I already wrote on your facebook wall, but I know I always like to see birthday threads for me here, so I'll let you join in on the love if you drop by.

Happy Birthday Joren.

Happy Birthday!

Haffy Birffay!

You almost gave away my new Super Weapon; the Beffray.

Almost, but not quite; yet you just did.