Beff Pike. Hope its a good one. Go get wasted and see if you can convince a hooker to give you a discount cause its your birthday.

happy birthday, dude. drink one for the team.

Have a good one. Drink a six-pack on me.

Vodka Coolers through a funnel, upside-down.
Give ya' a birthday to (not) remember.

Coolers?

Coolers!!?

That is a pansy drink.

Well, he does have a pink avatar.

and the obvious.