Dear TRF,

I'm leaving for a few days. Going down to Gettysburg with my parents. My mother is a big Civil War fan, and unfortunately for me father has decided to accompany her. My brother got out of it because he has a...*shudder*...job. So I can't really stay home alone (for the most part) since I'm untrustworthy and they know it. I'll be back around mid-week. Wednesday-Thursday. I hate Pennsylvania. Everytime I go there I either 1) have a miserable time or 2) get into a gunfight with the Russian Mafia. So be good while I'm gone...even though I really don't effect any of you...Gash told me to say stuff like that so people would like me. I don't think its working. I'm so lonely...

Always easy,
Mike


P.S. I'm sorry Ahnk and Brutus, but this will effect my activity at the Dominion and the Union...HAH! Oh, that made me laugh...I crack me up...

See you when you get back, assholeface.

Hmm...

Assholeface?...

Ahnk, that wasn't you , was it?...

~_~

Ahhh, the Russian Mafia.

Stern, stern but fair.

But not honorable like the Japanese Mafia.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Yakuza.

I don't know the meaning of the word activity....

Have fun! Don't let the Yankees spoil your trip there!

Dear TRF,

I was originally going to update with occasional letters to you on how the trip was going through my father's palm pilot, but Ahnk just HAD to change my name. And since there was no key for the % sign on the palm pilot, I was fucked outta luck for signing onto TRF. But I suppose I can thank Ahnk, since this allows me to shamelessly advertise. Visit Star Wars Rebellions and my "Goodbye SWR" thread in the GD forum for a complete vacation update. Thank you, Ahnk.

Anyway, right now I'm speaking to you from a computer lab at Syracuse University. My father teaches there and he had to go to a meeting at 12, so myself and my mother are stuck here for an hour until he gets back. I'm cool with it, since one of the guys that works here with him hooked me up with a REAL computer with a cable modem, and my mother is reading some Civil War book. Christ, woman. We just went to Gettysburg. I have to use IE and the keyboard is sticky from not being used much, but I suppose I can't complain.

The trip blew. Bottom line. I went into detail at SWR, but I'm too lazy to do the same here. So you guys are fucked description-wise. Anyway. things haven't changed much since I left you. I went through a midlife crisis, converted twice, started rethinking my future in RPing. You know, the whole computer withdrawal thing. Oh, and I'm still lonely...

Always easy,
Mike

P.S. I live in NY, Kracker. I'm a Yank.