lol...

or...

just do the work on time in future...

:D

I always claimed temporary amnesia.

Actually, I never missed more than one class in a row. ^_^; Until it came time for finals, and I slept through all but half an hour of a 2 hour final. I had to beg to be able to take it once I got there.

The validaty of Hyfe's excuse will improve drastically if he actually kills his mother.
Then you can use it as many times as you like.

Its a college... you don't need an excuse.

I think the problem is that you need an excuse to hand a paper in a week late, and still get it accepted.

Oh... lol... You're screwed Hyfe. I don't recomend lying... Just give it yo your teacher and say 'Sorry... heres the paper for what its worth.' If s/he doesn't accept the paper... at least s/he will accept your apology.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you're so screwed hyfe.

Everybody point and laugh at Hyfe

*steam comes out of ears*

If it's a female teacher, try to come up with a humoress and cute excuse, such as, I had motivational block.

Everybody loves condescending sexist Kraken!