That'd be the shit if I could access the internet from my microwave.

Billybob Thornton said bonking Angelina Jolie was like bonking the couch.

He bonked her, so I guess he'd know.

He was probably drunk and was bonking the couch...

Yeah, well, his name is Billy Bob. Nuff said.

And yes, Angelina Jolie has the unusual power of making straight girls gay and gay men straight...

yes... the force is strong with that one.

She ain't turned me yet

Cas...you're uh...gay?

Yeah lol

cool.

lol