Funny Star Wars article
Posts: 294
  • Posted On: Feb 13 2005 6:52pm
Linkage: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html


Takes a while to load, but its well worth it. And you can play the thing with no slowdown while it's loading, so it don't really matter.

Be warned that it's pretty crude humour, though. Some of you might not like it.


Oh, and here's a quote from the author that might come in handy, on formatting:

When I made this thing, it had the autoplay feature, but I couldn't get it to make some frames 4 seconds and others 8 seconds. So the really long dialogue frames would zip by too quickly to get read. So Ruteger suggested that I create two frames of the ones that have a lot of text on them. That way, when it's autoplaying, we now have 4-second frames and 8-second frames. The only time that will come up is when you are clicking the "next" button instead of using autoplay. Even then, if you click on something, and it seems to just end, click the next button again, and it will continue on... because what you're getting is simply 2 of the same frame back to back.




Enjoy
Posts: 765
  • Posted On: Feb 13 2005 7:15pm
"It's God! Aim for his head!"
Posts: 2011
  • Posted On: Feb 13 2005 7:20pm
"KHAAAAAAN!"
Posts: 2440
  • Posted On: Feb 13 2005 8:05pm
"AAAHHHGG! There's a spider on your chest!"

*Thud!*

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*

"AAAHHHGG! Its not dead!"

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*

"....."

*Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop!*
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Feb 13 2005 9:39pm
"Pull my finger"


That was a pointless waste of time, and I loved every inch...err... frame of it.
Posts: 3599
  • Posted On: Feb 14 2005 6:11am
Going somewhere, Solo?

No, actually , I was taking the Wookie with me...



heh...
Posts: 2788
  • Posted On: Feb 14 2005 6:53am
I found it unbearably bad and didn't get past the opening scene.
Posts: 3599
  • Posted On: Feb 14 2005 7:07am
I found it unbearably bad...


Thats a given...
Posts: 294
  • Posted On: Feb 14 2005 6:47pm
I found it unbearably bad and didn't get past the opening scene.



Beep bop beep beep fuck you.
Posts: 4291
  • Posted On: Feb 15 2005 9:30pm
That was... disturbing...

I'm going to go hide somewhere.