FUCK masturbation and alf.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 5:26am
i didn't read your post kas cuz i could tell it would be fucking boring but i do want to say that everything you believe and think is wrong.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 5:28am
gotcha
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 6:10am
Clitoral circumsion is cultural based, as even some Christian converts from various regions still do it today, even to the point of breaking the law to have it done to their children. It's an ancient practice these people were raised to believe is the only way to 'tame' a woman and make her a 'good' wife some day, since if she enjoys sex she'll cheat on her husband and bear children not of him. It's an ignorant practice that has no real basis even in physical means, as a woman can still enjoy sex vaginally.

But really, it's not a religious practice, and other than in Judaism, neither is circumsizing a male. It wasn't a very well known procedure till it was deemed more 'hygienic' for a baby to be snipped at birth, since really there was no open discussion at that time between any one about keeping such areas clean if you were uncircumsized. SO, basically to combat the illnesses and infections that can come with not cleaning that area in men, doctors were taught to push parents to have the boys circumsized at birth. It was much like how for many decades of this past century, mothers were taught that formula was healthier for their babies than breast milk. Doctor said it was so, so it had to be true...

But really, Kas, female cutting isn't done for religious reasons. People might lay the blame for it on their religion to make what they do alright, but when their church outlaws the practice and they sneak out to have it done anyways, that says to me it's going back to much deeper roots than the religion. Many areas in Africa, and even the Middle East, has had many religion changes over the centuries but they've still carried out this on their daughters no matter what God or gods were in their temples. It's much like in certain tribal areas of Africa a woman must have a plate in her lip or certain scars on her body to be deemed a good woman and worthy of being a wife.

So I guess I just felt like sticking up for Gash and pointing out he wasn't just disagreeing with you for the hell of it...
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 10:57am
If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!


*laughs* Good joke man! Good joke!

This sounds like something the folks at the TrueChristiansUnite Ezboard would promote....which is a board full of so called 'Christians' that make real Christians look bad. I should have never gotten rid of that link to their board...it would have been funny to see how they reacted to the Ezboard hack a couple months back.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 11:58am
All I can say is, both of the those links are full of bullshit.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 12:03pm
That site can't be real.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 12:28pm
Yossarian
these guys are crazier than a rat in a tin shithouse:

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

http://www.truechristian.com/alf.html


Thus, children, what have we learned today? Crack cocaine is NOT good for you.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 5:03pm
i do coke every day and i still act more regular than that fucking clown patrol.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 5:08pm
Or, at least, you think you do.
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  • Posted On: Aug 30 2005 5:09pm
Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.


Shouldn't that be

Surveys show that at least 5% of Americans don't admit they Masturbate.

I'd love to see what this site thinks of gay guys.