It's been a while since General Kalashnikov has done anything truly noteworthy. Kalashnikov, as you may or may not know, created the hugely popular AK-47, which spread like wildfire throughout the world and is now the most popular rifle among developing countries, war lords, and terrorists everywhere.
But since then, he has been somewhat quiet. He has tried to continue revolutionizing the world, but mainly he has just eaten, and got fat.
But he saw a need for a new weapon. A devastating weapon, that sold to foreign powers would bring wealth and glory to Russia, and used at home, would be effective for eliminating threats. Living in London, he saw new security measures including metal detectors. Guns were not the answer... they were too easily spotted.
So he continued to research. And then he watched a speech by President Bush, and he knew what he would make.
A biological weapon.
Yes, the man behind the most widely distributed assault weapon in all of the world, was giving up on firearms and was going to make a biological weapon. But what weapon? A form of anthrax? A strain of Ebola? Airborne AIDS? No friends, it is much more insidious.
He began planning. In secret, he built a covert facility north of St. Petersburg. There, he worked to combine the ingredients he had harvested from all over Russia. Laboring for many months, he developed a nural sedative that was just perfect for what he wanted. Finally settling on a delivery method, he went to London to begin testing his weapon on foreign dignataries.
Now, CNN has uncovered his diabolical plan. They now expose the world, to Kalashnikov's new weapon!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/09/20...reut/index.html
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But since then, he has been somewhat quiet. He has tried to continue revolutionizing the world, but mainly he has just eaten, and got fat.
But he saw a need for a new weapon. A devastating weapon, that sold to foreign powers would bring wealth and glory to Russia, and used at home, would be effective for eliminating threats. Living in London, he saw new security measures including metal detectors. Guns were not the answer... they were too easily spotted.
So he continued to research. And then he watched a speech by President Bush, and he knew what he would make.
A biological weapon.
Yes, the man behind the most widely distributed assault weapon in all of the world, was giving up on firearms and was going to make a biological weapon. But what weapon? A form of anthrax? A strain of Ebola? Airborne AIDS? No friends, it is much more insidious.
He began planning. In secret, he built a covert facility north of St. Petersburg. There, he worked to combine the ingredients he had harvested from all over Russia. Laboring for many months, he developed a nural sedative that was just perfect for what he wanted. Finally settling on a delivery method, he went to London to begin testing his weapon on foreign dignataries.
Now, CNN has uncovered his diabolical plan. They now expose the world, to Kalashnikov's new weapon!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/09/20...reut/index.html
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