Beaver Tails aren't actually Beaver Tails btw.

Then you have outsmarted us all.

Bannock? Poutine? I've never even heard of this stuff... it's almost like Canada's some kind of foreign country.

Rocky mountain oysters aren't actually oysters btw.

I like Mexican and Steak. Well, I like smoothies too. Authentic Chinese or Japanese is good but not the stuff you find in most restaurants.

Poutine? Bannock...um...doesn't sound good but I'll try anything twice.

Cuts of meat, from a cow. Mmmm.

Sirloin. Chuck. Strip. T-bone. Fillet.

Screw it, carve up that whole beast and throw it on the grill. I'll be there, bid on.

Or lobster. Lobster!

Damn right Beffstar, its about time you came around! Nothing more satisfying that a fat hunk of bloodied beff. Uhh, i mean beef...

Lobster drenched with garlic butter and a bottle of Asashi or Hoegaarden goes down a fucking treat too.

But has anyone tried kangaroo?

Rocky mountain oysters aren't actually oysters btw.

Now THAT I did know.

Haven't tried Kangaroo. How's it taste?

Anyone tried Buffalo? Tasty.

I want to try that land-crab thing.

Its kind of like beef but with a much stronger natural flavour. A good 'gamey' meat. Worth a try, certainly.

Meanwhile, has anyone tried crap people? Tastes like crab, walks like people...