You don't really exist.

What a funny idea that you actually are out there in the world. *laughs*

No, we are not somewere in the world. We are just in the general area of existence.... maybe. I'm from Nowhere. Pretty funny huh?

There are too many Nowheres in the world...

And too few Nowhores.

Nowheres? Aren't they called Boondocks? Ya know, where big losers who are poor live. Sorry Beff.

Don't you live in Victoria Beff? That's not a nowhere, it's the capital of something. Like a big something.

Victoria is the capitol of nothing :P

~dies ego death.


Gloria Victoria!