http://ubu.artmob.ca/text/racter/racter_policemansbeard.pdf

Seriously. I know this might usually go into Arts/Entertainment, but this book - damn is it entertaining!

Why, you ask? Because it was apparently written entirely by computer back in 1984. True, a lot of it sounds like gibberish, especially if you think too much about how the program wrote it, but a lot of it sounds genuinely like poetry as well.

Does steak love lettuce? Well, I should think so! It always seems so cruel to force it to be alone on a plate, I cringe when my steaks come without a comforting bed of lettuce. Such heartless chefs in the world, denying true love in the most terrible way. For all things bright and beautiful, do your steak right, buy a burger!

Interesting...

I don't know what else to say, really.