El Kidnappero will pay . . . oh yes, he will pay.

He will be remembered.

"Milkshake, beloved son, accomplished writer, vanilla flavoured. RIP"

He was a thick man, the kind that would make your eyes boggle when sucked through a straw.

LMFAOROFLROTF

Okay... better slow down. Kamon is spazzing out over there in his corner.

I slipped him what I thought was a mickey. Turns out the shit was pure PCP.

He's gonna twitch, start a fight then foam at the mouth for 6 hours.

*gets polaroid*

<marquee>MAJOR SPOILER!!</marquee>


A well-known TRF to be brutally offed in an upcoming episode.


Rumour has it, a major member of the TRF community is to meet thier grim end in the next episode of 'A galaxy far far away'.

Who could it be?

Titus?

Gash?

Ahnk?

Kamon?

Who knows, find out NEXT WEEK!

ME ME! PICK ME! *runs at Beff and starts beating him over the head with a chair*

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AND ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR
ALSO DONATE 5 DOLLARS TO ME