Just as a note, in the UK, the Sun is notorious for posting completely fabricated articles to increase their readership by shock value.

The sun also shows boobies on page three.

Hooray!

Yes, but what kind of sandwich Zark?

Salamni and bologna with cheese, of course. Maybe some ham, if I'm in the mood. Who knows, maybe I'll get a sub from Subwa-wait! The point was I'm going to commit suicide! You know, because of the sheer stupidity! The sandwich was just for effect!

“Anakin and Obi-Wan fight on platforms on the lava. They control these like surfboards.”

'Nuff said.

Fighting on a platform hanging above the lava would have been fine, but having these platforms controlled like surboards is pretty idiotic.

It may be a bad article, I have yet to see any others confirming it. Not that I've activly looked.

Or it may be a part of the storyline before the fight begins. If it is done well in the storyline, I am all right with it.

It's The Sun

Or it could just be a poor quote/referance. Like when I described myself as being "flirtatiously flamboyant" to a friend, and thus; found myself the butt of many a gay-joke.

Buuut... All things considered...

Go blow it out your rear...