You'd just have to stay in bed all day.

"Sorry boss, can't come into work today. Yeah, I can't drag myself out of bed... no, not sick, flooded in... I'm fired? What do you mean I'm fired? Can you call 9-1-1 for me... hello? Hello?"

I'm just wondering what happens when the power goes out, and your so-called battery back-ups run out.

How are you going to breathe?

How are you going to know if there has been a chemical attack until you open the lid?

What if one of your kids is playing in it and accidently locks himself in? How will you get him or her out if he/she doesn't know how to reopen it?

What is the world coming to?

Well, this thing reeks of scam anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I wonder if it has a build in parachute, to where, when a F5 Tornado picks it up way in the air, you won't feel a big bump when you fall back to earth???

Hopefully it comes with ruby slippers too.

well, in that case, they'll be able to find all your bits pretty easily... it'll be in the box already :b